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A day on the rides is a good day, but getting one's intestines scrambled doesn't come cheaply. Two intrepid reporters dared to mount the metal monsters of the Warren County Fair to find the best thrills and biggest clunkers.

The Typhoon

Imagine a classic Scrambler ride — three sets of cars attached to a large prong, spinning wildly. Now turn this contraption on its side so you are moving the in air as well.

Riders' thoughts: Maybe the scariest thing we've ever ridden. Feeling the skin peeled back from our faces is not exactly a pleasant experience, but somehow not to be missed. The total disorientation works to the ride's benefit although we dare you to walk in a straight line when it's through. Near the end of the ride, you will hear what sounds like a tornado siren. But don't worry — it's just the screeching of the brakes.

Grade: A

The Hurricane

Imagine the Dumbo ride at Disney World — cars leisurely travel in a circle, moving gently up and down. Now increase their speed about 100 mph and throw out any thoughts of "leisurely."

Riders' thoughts: Do not ride immediately after eating or riding the Typhoon. It's a lesson in centrifugal force. We suggest riding in a car alone, as you will be thrust toward the outside of the car, subsequently slamming into anyone else riding with you. (Ryan was only brave enough to take his hands off the lap bar to cover his mouth to keep from vomiting on the adolescents in front of him).

Grade: B+

Merry-go-round

Really, this one needs no explanation

Riders' thoughts: We were all set to defend this classic from nay-sayers, but you know what — it is boring for those above a certain age. Even sitting atop the ultra-rare zebra (there is also a giraffe and dalmatian), my nostalgia for the "good old days" is wrecked by this creaky dinosaur.

Grade: C

Tilt-A-Whirl

Imagine yourself on a roulette wheel, spinning wildly about as the giant wheel slowly turns on its side.

Riders' thoughts: The tilt-a-whirl looks more imposing than it actually is. Don't get us wrong, you'll still end up remembering your lat meal all too intimately. But compared to the Typhoon, this is pretty tame. Just keep your head back and don't try to look around, and you'll be OK.

Grade: B-