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‘Brad Pitt’ arrested for public nakedness
Today’s life lesson: naked on a beach is not the time to tell police you are Brad Pitt.
But that’s precisely what James Dalton allegedly did after being told to identify himself last week, according to The Smoking Gun.
Dalton, who believe you me is not Brad Pitt (click here to see his photo on the Smoking Gun’s site) , made the claim after being caught lounging on a Fort Walton beach in the buff, the website says.
He eventually gave his real name and was arrested on misdemeanor charges of public indecency and providing a false identity to a law enforcement officer.
Yeah, too bad it really wasn’t Brad Pitt.
What do you think?
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By Squirrellygirl
September 29, 2010 11:18 AM | Link to this
Waste of space. Waste of time. Waste of news space. Waste.
By Wake me when DDN is defunct
September 29, 2010 11:37 AM | Link to this
Previous post is right on.
By No Pulitzer here
September 29, 2010 11:46 AM | Link to this
I could have cared even less if it was Brad Pitt. The only thing missing from the article was he was probed by aliens. Another fine job DDN.
By ADmobius
September 29, 2010 11:56 AM | Link to this
If you don’t like it, don’t read it. Its that simple……
By Sophia
September 29, 2010 12:09 PM | Link to this
As someone who has spent many enjoyable days in the “Sunshine State,” I am pleased that they are rounding a few of these jokers up. I can’t even remember how many times I was walking the beach, turned around and lo, and behold, some naked man shows up strolling along behind me wearing only sunglasses. Maybe it’s a sport to them or a joke, but it really evokes the flight or fight response in their unsuspecting victims. (they never looked like Brad Pitt, either)
By Sophia
September 29, 2010 12:10 PM | Link to this
As someone who has spent many enjoyable days in the “Sunshine State,” I am pleased that they are rounding a few of these jokers up. I can’t even remember how many times I was walking the beach, turned around and lo, and behold, some naked man shows up strolling along behind me wearing only sunglasses. Maybe it’s a sport to them or a joke, but it really evokes the flight or fight response in their unsuspecting victims. (they never looked like Brad Pitt, either)
By william o
September 29, 2010 5:34 PM | Link to this
I would much rather see mrs. brad pitt in the buff or any other woman!!!