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Internet ranks ‘Most Awesomest” website says, beats life, oxygen, music, a nap
In a universe of awesome things it is hard to tell what is the most awesome.
The website “The Most Awesomest Thing Ever” tries to put all debate to an end.
Its “Battle” page pits random awesome things against random awesome thing and leaves it up to you to decide the most awesomest.
The awesome battles seem endless. It could be Steve Carrell vs. the Orion’s belt, Care Bears vs. bruschetta, Mariah Carey vs. water balloons, the color cyan vs “The Hills,” Internet Explorer vs. Hoosier cabinet, Jack Black vs. muscle contraction, Super Glue vs. “Bambi II” Michael Moore vs. Bruce Springsteen, Chip and Dale vs. Vanity Fair, “The Dukes of Hazzard” vs. “Juicy” by Biggie Smalls, Glenn Beck vs. Optimus Prime, Stewie Griffin vs. Lens Flares, edamame vs. “The Hangover,” Marshalls vs t Dog the Bounty Hunter, the Letter ‘T’ vs. Benadryl , skateboarding vs. yams …
The awesome thing’s rank and win-loss record is shown after each battle.
With a 7971 to 1289 win-loss record, the Internet is currently ranked the ‘most awesomest.’ It is followed by life, oxygen, music and a nap.
Is the internet more awesome than life?
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By Andrew
April 23, 2010 2:07 PM | Link to this
A better question is: “Has Amelia ever published an article that was worth my time?” Answer being no.
By Andrew is a hater
April 23, 2010 2:55 PM | Link to this
Andrew are you some sort of stalker? If you hate this writer’s article so much why do you keep coming back? You are obviously a very lonely person.If you don’t like it, don’t read it.
By Drew Berry-More
April 23, 2010 3:40 PM | Link to this
People, it’s God….God is AWESOMENESSET. Don’t put anything above PLEASE.
By Andrew
April 26, 2010 3:55 PM | Link to this
I read most articles on DDN, regrettably. And how would I know if I like the article or not before ive read it? Im not lonely, I am a critic. Specifically of people who make more money than I do but are significantly less talented.
By Fast car
April 26, 2010 4:12 PM | Link to this
Andrew, If you spent more time working instead of being jealous and surfing the Internet maybe you’d make a better wage.