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Yo, dude, you forgot something!
Note to a Clayton man: That knock on the door is likely the Englewood police.
You see when you fled from that traffic stop over the weekend, you forgot something. The officer who stopped you for speeding and suspected you were drunk still had your drivers license in his hand when you roared away.
You were probably feeling pretty good when you looked in your rear-view mirror and saw no pursuit. It’s not as if the officer didn’t want to chase you down. Nope, he probably really did.
But there was a peewee football game just up the road from the traffic stop, and you were heading toward downtown Union and more traffic. The officer decided it was less of risk to let you go than to chase you.
Besides, he had your license, knows where you live and has called your probation officer. You remember him? That guy who has been supervising your probation these past five years for that burglary conviction?
Ya, that’s the guy. He’s going to look kindly towards your speeding and fleeing.
Smooth move, dude.
By the way, they issued an arrest warrant for you. Expect some visitors soon.
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By M.D. Austing
November 19, 2009 7:01 AM | Link to this
Dumb, dumb, dumb! Another take on the adage “You might outrun the police, but you can’t outrun the Motorola radio with your description!”By flipper
September 1, 2009 5:12 PM | Link to this
Yeah, but he didn’t MEAN to do it. I hear that excuse all too often.