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You just know a 3 o’clock in the morning call on a drunk in a grocery store should be filled with giggles.
Particularly when the drunk in question is urinating in the back of the store, according to witnesses.
When Englewood police arrived, they reported the young man in question was upright but unresponsive to questions at first. The 19-year-old, stinking of alcohol and urine, was escorted outside and leaned against the patrol car to keep him from falling over while he was searched.
Asked where he was from, he responded, “Zurich”.
Asked his age, he said, “308”.
Asked his phone number, he responded, “308-309”.
ID in his wallet suggested otherwise.
The young man was cited for underage consumption and public intoxication, and given a ride to the county lockup where he spent the night.
My guess? His hangover was intense.
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By nudle
August 25, 2009 4:59 PM | Link to this
Ah yes, the good ole days. you haven’t lived life until you’ve urinated on yourself in a grocery store at 3 a.m. and told police that you were 3 centuries old…By flipper
August 25, 2009 4:21 PM | Link to this
My guess after he sobered up was he and all his buddies thought it was real funny. I bet mom and dad did not share the humor.By stupid article
August 25, 2009 4:18 PM | Link to this
Just another stupid article tht was submitted!!! I guess it was supposed to be funny??