So just who are you again?

By Doug Page | Monday, April 13, 2009, 01:28 PM

Just before sundown earlier this month, Englewood police were called to a residence on a report of an unknown man trying to enter the house.

Cops found the gentleman a couple blocks away, glassy of eye and smelling of alcohol. The gentleman denied trying to enter the house, but did say he had spoken to the homeowner asking where another fellow might lived.

When asked, the gentleman said he’d had but one beer. He was “looking for his grandbaby’s grandfather’s house,” according to the police report.

After a few moments of thought, the gentleman corrected himself, saying he was looking for a friend’s house because “his grandbaby’s grandfather” was, in fact, himself.

Police arrested the gentleman for disorderly conduct. En route to the county lockup, the gentleman informed the officer he planned on pressing charges against the officer for violating his rights and harassing him.

One assumes he’ll get his grandbabies’ grandfather to represent him.

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