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The seizure made me do it, man tells police
ENGLEWOOD May 8 Officers responded to Kmart, 360 W. National Road, after a male was caught stealing a BB gun. The subject had a bag of what appeared to be marijuana, four “roaches,” and some rolling papers in his pants pocket. He said the pants belonged to his brother. A Mach 3 razor blade case with one razor blade in it, a razor, and a knife were among other items found in his pockets. Officers also located two pairs of thong underwear in the crotch of his pants. He was issued a summons for theft and trespassed from Kmart. The subject requested a medic, stating he had medical conditions. He also said he must have had a seizure and blacked out, which caused him to steal and act the way he did. He was taken to a hospital for treatment.
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By Patty
May 15, 2009 8:52 AM | Link to this
All I can say is WHAT?By tallsandi
May 15, 2009 10:17 AM | Link to this
What a lying, thieving piece of crap.By nyc
May 15, 2009 10:19 AM | Link to this
let me see…he was caught stealing…had illicit drugs…and was given a summons???…so why is this in the news…By tallsandi
May 15, 2009 11:19 AM | Link to this
Ah, let me see, because this is the blotter and that is what goes here?By Anon
May 15, 2009 1:01 PM | Link to this
A seizure can cause you to lose your memory, not steal…and if you do have a seizure you aren’t running around stealing things. I’ve witnessed one.By Rob
May 15, 2009 1:35 PM | Link to this
How the cops can keep a straight face is beyond me… Be safe guys.By james
May 18, 2009 3:52 PM | Link to this
sometimes, if you do not pay your taxes, the irs will seizure assets