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A Buckeye is honest (sort of) about Erin Andrews
Even if you’ve seen him flashing by on a television screen, you might not have noticed this man. It’s time, however, to give him his due.
Mark Titus is a member, technically, of the Ohio State basketball team. He’s listed as a junior guard, a 6-foot-4, 210-pound shooter from Brownsburg, Ind.
That, anyway, is his athletic resume.
He’s also an entertaining blogger. His effort is titled Club Trillion, which adds the tagline “Life views from the end of the bench.” His 800- to 1,000-word posts deal with many aspects of sports and life in general.
There’s also an insight or two into what the OSU bench players actually do during games. For example, a recent entry:
Last night we beat Indiana in a game that I admittedly had no idea was going on until there was about five minutes left in the first half. It goes without saying that there was one reason and one reason only why I was so distracted during the game, but I’ll say it anyway. My main squeeze, Erin Andrews-Titus, was in attendance and looked like a trillion dollars.
The following paragraphs contain an entertaining, if not reality-based, version of Titus’ struggles with Andrews. It ends with a made-up break-up, a fitting finish.
Maybe if I start (imaginary) dating another, younger celebrity (Taylor Swift comes to mind) Erin will get the hint. I don’t exactly know where our relationship will go from here, but I think it’s best to at least take a break for now.
Bravo, Mark. Bravo.
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By THE Ohio University, aka the real "OH"
January 21, 2009 2:33 PM | Link to this
what a loserBy null
January 21, 2009 3:35 PM | Link to this
The sad thing is, the DDN posted this article.By Seriously?
January 21, 2009 3:40 PM | Link to this
Nice job DDN. Lets enable the little stalker. Kyle please do not tell me you couldnt come up with a better story than this?By name
January 21, 2009 3:58 PM | Link to this
dynamite investigating. Every hetero man age 16 - 40 has a crush on her.By jack
January 21, 2009 4:41 PM | Link to this
Not much of a story, agreed. But take a chill pill, Mark is not a stalker. He writes one of the funniest sports blogs in the country.By Doco
January 21, 2009 4:45 PM | Link to this
That’s funny! Thanks for posting this DDN. Apparently the other posters here would like more stories about teenagers shooting eachother. Lighten up losers.By Sonnyboy
January 21, 2009 4:47 PM | Link to this
What a waste. Can’t you guys find real news? If not, maybe the DDN should start getting rid of reporters. You guys are all worthless and weak. Bunch of jagoffs.By The Plain Truth
January 21, 2009 5:02 PM | Link to this
The DDN has already gotten rid of a bunch of reporters. Have you ever read the thing? All AP stories and stuff from other papers. But seriously, it’s nothing to get you panties in a bunch about. If it’s so bad do the world a favor and go smoke the business end of a .45. That’s always front page news in dayton.By Lighten Up Francis
January 21, 2009 5:29 PM | Link to this
Seriously? All of you who criticize, get a life. This kid is hilarious and if you would get out of your cubicles every once in a while and take a look around, the rest of the world enjoys humor every once in a while. It’s sad that some people have nothing better going on in their lives than to make negative comments on a DDN article. Get a big fat life!By guru
January 21, 2009 5:44 PM | Link to this
This is funnier than Dayton Flyers thinking they’re an elite program!! Or C’Ville thinking they’re better than Trotwood. Staley actually said Replogle and Kavanaugh were best players on the court!! HA HA HA!!! Or Ohio U chump thinking he’s somebody!!! Palleeeze!!! Mark Titus would be the best player in OU history, but who wants to play for that joke of a program??By Mike Hawksbig
January 21, 2009 6:39 PM | Link to this
Sonnyboy and Guru just jagged me off! Thanks guys, you have a very gentle touch. The only thing in Trotwood is thug criminals and those who are learning to be thug criminals.By numbskull72
January 21, 2009 8:31 PM | Link to this
All you guys piling on Kyle, saying this is “non-news,” I’ve been a sports reporter, and I’m willing to bet Kyle knocked this post out in about five minutes on his coffee break. Just a fun little harmless post. And you should do yourselves a favor and read Mark’s blog (www.clubtrillion.com). His crush on Erin is obviously tongue-in-cheek.By glen
January 21, 2009 8:32 PM | Link to this
Kyle, thanks for the interesting off-beat post. Not everything posted on ddn.com has to be serious in nature.By Ken
January 21, 2009 10:25 PM | Link to this
Good post. Titus’ blog is one of the funniest damn things on the ‘net.By Southern Man
January 22, 2009 8:43 AM | Link to this
Just thought I would check up on my old home town. Seems like it is still as ignorant as ever. So DDN does a story on a blogger, so what? It is hardly anything to get too excited one way or another about. Sounds like some people did not get their Maypo this morning.By Ralph
January 22, 2009 1:05 PM | Link to this
Club trillion is a great blog with approx. 500,000 views. It is designed to be humorous. DDN is not the only news source taking notice of a very successfull blog.