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Halloween is here. I am not much of a party guy but since it is a Saturday I plan to attend a costume party tonight. Saturday and Halloween are a potent combination. Watch out tonight for drunks.

With all the hard cider and pumpkin beer being consumed there could be some impaired drivers. Watch out for inebriated ghouls stumbling along the roads tonight.

I have been getting my costume ready. And I’m preparing to encounter the excessive imbibers. I’m reading “Drunk - the Definitive Drinker’s Dictionary” (Melville House) by Paul Dickson.

Dickson has come up with another wordy record; 2,964 synonyms for being drunk. Here are a few of my favorites:

Buicked

Decanted

Discumfuddled

Gouged

Liquefied

Peelywally

Stung

Up a stump

Bluttered

Gaaaaaaaaaa

Mellifluous

Wettish

Very

Tap-shackled

Redirected

Oaaaaaaaaaa

Got the gravel rash

Bought the black sun

Feeling his onions

Like Christmas

It is a fabulous book. Watch out tonight for those he describes….

Vick Mickunas

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By Insider

November 1, 2009 11:20 AM | Link to this

I enjoyed Halloween by watching Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. I never realized Frank’s first name was ‘Victor’ It was a pretty passionate movie. I don’t use holidays to dictate my drinking habits so I only had some fresh (not hard) cider. Hope you enjoyed yourself.

By ohio ex patriate

October 31, 2009 4:11 PM | Link to this

Hi Vick: Hope all has been well. Have a safe time tonight. Key West is completely insane with Fantasy Fest. Big parade and party in a few hours. Lots of drunks everywhere. Many have succumbed to what I like to call a “gravity coma.” Cheers.

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